It's not been a good weekend for Scottish football.

Humbled at Wembley, manager on the brink and now foreign teams coming over here and taking our cup semi-final spots.

The manner of Scotland's loss to the Auld Enemy has prompted the tabloids to go full Tony Montana on anyone and everyone with those beloved "Hampden beaks" next in line.

Having spent the best part of two years telling Gordon Strachan his job was safe and he could stay until 2020 if he wished, those sneaky blazers are now briefing they'll make the final call on the boss who is ready to walk anyway.

Football Talk's cynicism doesn't end there with news that Puma sponsored athlete Usain Bolt will train with Bundesliga darlings Borussia Dortmund, whose kit supplier happens to be made by Puma.

This "is not a marketing move" says chief executive Hans-Joachim Watzke. Sure it's not, chief.

In much nicer news, Inverness CT goalkeeper Owain Fon Williams has revealed his hidden talent as an artist, producing a lovely oil painting of his Welsh international team-mates celebrating during Euro 2016.

And Leigh Griffiths isn't the only guy getting #Shorty. Edin Dzeko earned a spectacular red card after pulling his opponent's shorts down.

The trial of Stewart Regan sounds like a cracking idea for a Netflix series

So many playground flashbacks

If Inverness CT are ever dominating a game, we know what Fon Williams will be doing

Keeping busy, Joey?

Memphis Depay scored for Holland against Luxembourg