Football Talk: St Mirren lose derby, Ryanair taunt former Ger
Your daily round up of what's happening across Scotland and beyond.
While a Skoti...Scottisch...Schott...Scottish team drew in Germany (yes, the chalkboard is back), St Mirren were losing their 17-year unbeaten run in the Renfrewshire derby on Tuesday night.
Celtic enjoyed their night Champions League night much more than the Buddies, who fell 3-1 to Morton in the league.
Borussia Monchengladbach carried on "The German team" joke with their own version while Ryanair also showed they have a sense of humour, using Frank De Boer's sacking from Inter Milan to promote their cheap flights between Italy and the Netherlands.
Meanwhile, Mesut Ozil stunned everyone with a goal straight out of a football fairy tale. Seriously, you need to see this...
The niche joke no one will remember in a year.
Oh the bantz
Happy feet
"Time to return to Holland. Fly from Milan Bergamo to Eindhoven from just € 12.74"
Oh dear...