Football Talk: Kung-fu Craig Gordon, how bright are Firmino's teeth?
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Ryan Giggs did yoga, Lionel Messi supposedly does meditation and it would appear Craig Gordon does kung-fu.
Indeed, the Celtic goalkeeper executed the perfect kick on Alloa Athletic's Greig Spence, only seeing a yellow card for cleaning out the Wasps forward. Jack Ross wasn't laughing, but social media had its fun with the incident.
Elsewhere, Roberto Firmino has got himself a Ross from Friends smile and Adam Lallana is a kind soul, sharing his Tangfastics on the bench.
And a referee in Netherlands reverses his decision to show a yellow card, flashing a red card instead. Is that setting a precedent? Will that become commonplace? It's all in today's Football Talk.
Gordon became a kung-fu master on Wednesday night. Here's how social media saw it.
Ever seen that episode of Friends when Ross gets his teeth done? That!
Are we going to see this sort of thing in football regularly? Interesting.
You won't get teeth like Firmino's eating Haribos, Adam.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Jamie Mackie. The Scotland international turns 30 today. It's all downhill from here, Jamie.