Do you remember Euro 96? Of course you do. Those were the days. Scotland were actually involved in a major tournament. Halcyon days. Well, so we thought.

Tartan Total Football might not be as halcyon as you remember. On the eve of Euro 2016's kick-off in France, enjoy this throwback. Was this really when Scotland were good? Really?

Elsewhere, an Iranian goalkeeper has been banned for six months after wearing Spongebob Squarepants trousers. In America they would call them Spongebob Squarepants pants.

And Harry Kane is the Firestarter. So is Antoine Griezmann and Mario Gotze. It's all in today's Football Talk.

Tartan Total Football. Glorious.

Wonder where he'll spend his ban - in a pineapple under the sea?

Harry Kane is the Firestarter.

Big Tam Muller. ITV 2, give him a chat show.

Paul Pogba and Bacary Sagna... tekkers.

Miroslav Klose. The former Germany striker turns 37 today. Many happy returns, Miroslav!