Think of the great footballing choreography over the years. Italian football specialises in TIFOs. So do the Portland Timbers. St Johnstone at least gave it their best shot.

The Perth club did their best to put on a show, although the effect was somewhat lost given the sparseness of the crowd at McDiarmid Park for the game against Celtic on Wednesday night.

Elsewhere, Stormtroopers took to the Anfield pitch during Liverpool's match against Chelsea. Maybe it was the Reds' strikers in there, because they too can't get a shot on target.

Meanwhile Juan Cuadrado and Paul Pogba show off their moves in a car park. Someone throw them a penny. It's all in today's Football Talk.

It's the thought that counts, right?

I was expecting more from Rogue One, to be honest.

It's little wonder Juan Cuadrado didn't feel at home in a dressing room with John Terry.

Iceland makes good yoghurt. So naturally Eidur Gudjohnsen advertises it.

Rangers' Billy King is celebrating his birthday today, he's turning 22. Many happy returns, Billy.