Football Talk: Scott Brown out for Scotland, Louis van Gaal's sex talk
Your daily round up of the weird and wonderful stories in Scotland and beyond.
It's a bank holiday Monday, the schools are closed, most people are off work and Scottish football's elite will be reflecting on their version of the Oscars which took place last night.
It was the PFA Scotland Player of the Year awards but while Leigh Griffiths and Kieran Tierney were the big winners their team-mate Scott Brown is definitely not sharing the rub of the green.
He looks set to be the first Scotland player to rule himself out of the France and Italy double header this summer because of a hamstring problem.
It would also appear the Celtic captain won't play for the remainder of the domestic campaign either now the league title is all but wrapped up.
Meanwhile, Louis van Gaal has talked about sex in one of the more bizarre post match interviews and Aston Villa fans REALLY enjoyed winning this weekend. Winning a corner that is.
In 2011: Norwich boss Paul Lambert became the first manager to clinch back-to-back promotions to the Premier League since Joe Royle took Manchester City up 11 years previously.
Hearts' Arnaud Djoum turns 27 today while St Johnstone's Dave MacKay celebrates his 36th birthday. Meanwhile, David Beckham is 41 today.