For normal people Sunday is a day for having a lie in, reading the papers, eating a huge dinner and then rushing around to get sorted for the week ahead.

Zlatan isn't normal though.

The incomparable striker helped Paris St Germain to a 9-0 away win at Troyes, scoring four goals along the way. The win sealed the league title for PSG and gave the big striker his 13th championship medal in 15 years across four countries and six clubs.

The headlines around the world should have been about the French side securing the title in mid-March but if there's one thing that's dependable in football it is that Zlatan's gonna Zlatan.

Bombshell number one: There will be no fifth league title for Zlatan at PSG after he announced he is leaving at the end of the season.

Bombshell number two: That decision isn't final. It could still be swayed if Parisiens tear down their most iconic landmark and build a 300m statue of a Swede with a ponytail.

Who knows what Tony Watt will demand if he fulfills the promise Gordon Strachan sees in him?

Elsewhere, after allowing his barber to pay tribute to Pokemon and Batman in the past, Mathias Pogba's lesser-known brother Paul has had a Minion shaved into his head.