Gary Neville is starting to turn things around at Valencia, and he could soon have some extra help to call upon. Keith Lasley is on his way.

The Motherwell captain and his family have been taking Spanish lessons, presumably in preparation for taking on the role as G-Nev's interpreter. Lasley's only had one lesson, but as long as he's asking for directions to the supermercado, he'll be fine.

Elsewhere, Louis Van Gaal wants his Manchester United players to be "horny" in their Europa League clash against FC Midtjylland. Juan Mata - sitting beside the Dutchman - wasn't so sure.

Diego Simeone had ants in his pants during Atletico Madrid's Champions League draw with PSV Eindhoven. No, really - that's what it looked like.

Ever wondered what Faustino Asprilla does with his time? Well, now we know - he hoverboards in a dinosaur suit. Naturally.

And it has been reported that Celtic are interested in FC Copenhagen defensive midfielder Thomas Delaney. It's all in today's Football Talk.

The Atletico Madrid manager was in a strange mood on Wednesday.

Cameron Borthwick-Jackson is dropped off at Man Utd training by his Mum. She forget to hand him his Dairylea Lunchables, though.