Football Talk: Celtic youth game dive, Vardy's FIFA 16 disgust
Your daily round-up of the weird and wonderful news across Scottish football.
Alberto Gilardino's against Celtic in the Champions League was a classic, as was Arjen Robben's in the 2014 World Cup against Mexico. Now we have another dive to add to the list of greatest ever flops and flails.
With Celtic and Valencia tied at 1-1 in last night's UEFA Youth League play-off, David Pascual performed a dive that wouldn't have been out of place in an Olympic swimming pool.
It was costly for the Hoops too, as they were knocked out of the competition in a penalty shootout.
Elsewhere, Cristiano Ronaldo has turned his hand at promoting high-speed internet in Israel - although the advert doesn't come close to his endorsement of that Japanese face exerciser.
Premier League sharp-shooter Jamie Vardy is unhappy with his FIFA 16 rating, while Celtic and Scotland midfielder Charlie Mulgrew is a target for English sides Bournemouth and Blackburn Rovers this summer.
And Kai Rooney - son of Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney - has shown his true colours. He is, naturally, an Aston Villa fan.
Ronaldo adds high-speed Israeli internet to his stable of endorsements, pride of place alongside that Japanese face trainer.
We're sure we've seen the Columbus Crew's new away kit somewhere before...
He was only appointed in December, but time is already running out for Gary Neville in Valencia.
Tottenham Hotspurs' Eric Dier takes on the Dizzy Baseball Challenge - whatever that means.
Kai Rooney - son of Wayne - is an Aston Villa fan, of course.
Celtic, Inverness CT, Kilmarnock, Motherwell, Partick Thistle, Rangers and St Johnstone are all holding media events today and we'll bring you all the latest news from them.
In 2012, Liverpool's Luis Suarez (left) refused to shake the hand of Manchester United's Patrice Evra prior to kick-off as the pair faced each other for the first time since a racism storm.
Netherlands international Rafael van der Vaart was born on this day in 1983. Cheers for the Euro 2004 play-off thumping Rafa!